gables centaur

1. awesome pimps who do shit all day in Coral Gables, FL
2. the antithesis of a key rat

"I saw that guy having sex with that woman, playing baseball with her son, what a gables centaur!"

by Emix June 2, 2004

captain winkie

a pet name for the one eyed monster

by somebody February 18, 2003

gables centaur

As a police man, I've never encountered a gang of rogueish fiends more terrifying than the Gables Centaurs. My first experience with them was during a gang fight between the Key Rats. The Key Rats had guns and knives, and were much bigger and gayer than the Gables Centaurs could ever be. But nonetheless, the Centaurs kicked the Key Rats' asses! All they had against the Key Rats' guns and knives were frozen baguettes and soggy hot dogs! Yet, here I see them slapping them across the face with the wet hot dog, and beating the Key Rats over the head with baguettes! It was a blood bath...horrifying to watch. Their leaders, Sophocles and Homer the Blind Poet then leered at me and started reciting lines from Greek Mythology. I almost shat myself. I've been through gang violence and drug busts, but nothing could've ever prepared me for my scuffle with the Centaurs. I'll never forget it...I started running to my car as fast as I could, but before I could reach it, they threw a bowl of French Onion soup at me. God knows why the hell they had a bowl of French Onion soup with them, those diabolical motherfuckers. The scalding liquid peremeated my flesh, I cowered to the floor, writhing with agony. I woke up ten days later in a hospital, with an acute case of amnesia, but an even more acute case of Frenchonionesia -- the chronic sent of French Onion Soup. To this day, I still smell like French Onion soup, all thanks to those Gables Centaurs bastards. One day...ah, what am I saying. I'll never get back at those Food Warriors. Never in my life. A man can wish though, a man can wish...

1. Hide your children, those bad mothafuckas the Gables Centaurs is a-walkin' down the street!
2. Key Rats shit themselves when they see Gables Centaurs with frozen baguettes and hot dogs.
3. No one can fight with French Onion soup more effectively than the Gables Centaurs.

by Officer McToughass November 28, 2004

Captain Picard

Slang for Child Porn
Originated as a more subtle way to talk online about Child Porn, or CP, without moderators or adimns noticing.

"Anyone got any Captain Picard?"

by Captain Picard April 29, 2008

Captante

He who is the mutated captain

Look a mutated captain - Captante!

by Jester December 24, 2002

Captain Date Rape

A man in a bannana costume who slips roofies into girls drinks in night clubs. A man will take any woman even the old and ugly.

People have nothing to fear Captain Date Rape is comming into your lives!

Hide your children and wives! Captain Date Rape is here!

Baby I'm gonna sauce your ribs. -CDR

Captain Date Rape is here! Cover your rear!

by George Micheal March 26, 2009

captain save 'em

1. Someone who will always bail you out of a rough patch.

2. The radio version of captain save-a-ho.

You do exactly what you know you shouldn't, and then when you get into trouble look to me for help. I am not captain save 'em!

by magikdraggon March 25, 2010