cat shit

a small shit, much like that of a cat's.

person 1: Man, I take like tiny shits.
person 2: Haha, you take like little cat shits.

by tyrotoxism August 14, 2010

Cat Jizz

A viscous, black, or gooey substance found on floors. It is the result of substances mixing together like dirt, gum, and food crumbs. When stepped upon, a sticky residue is left upon your shoe.

When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.

Guy 1: Dude! What did you just step in?
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!

by rice4lyfeinda415 March 16, 2009

Battle Cats

the coolest game ever okay?!!? play it or pass away okay?!?! cats are cool yk?!?! okay!?!?

battle cats is such a cool game?!?!

by BLEACH2 March 25, 2022

cat collector

A single person that attempts to fill the loneliness in their life with cats.

Jenny couldn't find a husband so she went to the Human Society and became a cat collector.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Wet Cat

Someone who is lame or pathetic in an endearing way. Think a cat that got caught in the rain.

"A wet cat of a man"

by octopusjardin July 8, 2023

cut cat

Australian & New Zealand simile: "Goes like a cut cat" meaning "very fast". No definitive origin, but possibly refers to the speed of escape after a tomcat's castration.

Test drove a GT-B yesterday - floored it on the on-ramp and she took off like a cut cat.

by MQT October 22, 2010

Cute cat

1. A cat which is cute

2. A master of weaponry

3. The pinnacle of the ultimate apocalypse, Armageddon

5. The which has a power level of over 9000

6. Did you notice that i skipped 4? I'll bet you did

Person 1 - "Wow, what a cute cat!"

Person 2 - "Not only is it cute, it has a huge weapon closet, a power level of over 9000, and in that weapon closet is an array of super-sized I.C.B.M.s."

Person 1 - 0 . 0

by Nuclear Popcorn December 11, 2010