1- when someone says something that is completely random or stupid.
2- where something happens that makes everyone feel awkward.
3- when someone does something that makes everyone embarrased
2- where something happens that makes everyone feel awkward.
3- when someone does something that makes everyone embarrased
by rofllmao. September 19, 2011
Get the cringe mug.After a night of heavy drinking in Chicago, a passed-out girl is carried upstairs and subjected to unspeakable acts performed on her anus. The next morning she wakes up and can't remember anything, or has possibly suppressed all memories of the event. But the lingering pain and difficulty walking serve as reminders of the carking she received the previous night.
Honey, make sure you wash back there extra well and drink up. There's gonna be a whole lotta Chicago Carking going on tonight.
by XBSFL October 3, 2007
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To check someone for an ID, usually to confirm that one is of legal drinking age or such.
Also completely pointless because who the fuck lets carding get in the way of getting smashed
Also completely pointless because who the fuck lets carding get in the way of getting smashed
by Janice Aria May 3, 2015
Get the carding mug.The late night desire to purchase random combinations of food such as cheese and cake. This my be confused with the munchies but it applies specifically to a combination of foods that include cake. People with this affliction gather in small groups to purchase said items. One HAS to be gay.
Random passerby: What? yo, this dude is buying cheese and cake mix.
Friend of Passerby: What for?
Another Friend of Passerby: Yo, you put cheese in your cake?
Man caking: no, the cheese is for burgers
Passerby: And the cake?
Jonathan Isaacs(look up the name):For Dessert.
Friend of Passerby: What for?
Another Friend of Passerby: Yo, you put cheese in your cake?
Man caking: no, the cheese is for burgers
Passerby: And the cake?
Jonathan Isaacs(look up the name):For Dessert.
by Eder's March 3, 2008
Get the Caking mug.n. 1. To insert a fist into a sexual area your own body.
Usually done for sexual pleasure.
One of the more popular pastimes of pouves and bull dykes. They enjoy putting their fists into their arses. This is the most efficient way to burgle turds to satisfy their coprophagous appetites.
Usually done for sexual pleasure.
One of the more popular pastimes of pouves and bull dykes. They enjoy putting their fists into their arses. This is the most efficient way to burgle turds to satisfy their coprophagous appetites.
by Michael Barrow September 22, 2008
Get the Self Coring mug.To whomever thought "caringness" was a word,
It is, in fact, NOT a word.
Maybe you meant "care."
You sound like an illiterate moron, i mean, how unbelievably dumb are you?
Please die.
Please.
It is, in fact, NOT a word.
Maybe you meant "care."
You sound like an illiterate moron, i mean, how unbelievably dumb are you?
Please die.
Please.
by hurrop December 30, 2012
Get the caringness mug.A smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan's eggs from country to country.
Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.
Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.
Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.
Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.
Police officer: "Excuse me madam, why are you limping?"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"
by flashkapOw July 10, 2009
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