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Cabbage

Meaning going to blow your mind or break your world etc
Dude you'll never believe what i did last night, im gonna break your cabbage
by jamaljones6783 January 24, 2026
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cabbage

Person A: Yo, that guy is a fucking cabbage!
Person B: Yeah, I agree.
That guy: durrr
by FascinatedCheese January 27, 2026
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Cabbage

The action of stacking: nude men, on top eachother face up, with their wee-wee's sticking up the others anus. This act is preformed on thursdays at 13 AM, outside a hooters that was recently closed due to the manager's wife suing him for his lunch money, and commiting arson in 45 different Costcos, all within the same day and hour.
"Yo did you cabbage yesterday?"
by Ryan the coole June 1, 2025
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Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.
Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.
by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025
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Carrbage

A Derek Carr.

A pejorative, yet often grudgingly affectionate, nickname for former Las Vegas/Oakland Raiders quarterback Derek Carr (DC4).

The term is a blend of his surname, Carr, and "garbage," reflecting the frustration of fans who viewed his play as consistently mediocre, especially during crucial moments. It is also a direct nod to his tendency to compile impressive statistics primarily during "garbage time" (when the game's outcome was already decided), hence his other moniker, "Carrbage Time."

The ironic affection comes from the fact that despite the often demeaning nature of the name, it was typically used by the same longtime fans who stood by him through his nine-year tenure, creating a love-to-hate dynamic.
Did you catch the game last night man? Classic Carrbage performance!
by Stingray Grompson November 8, 2025
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anal carnage

A combination of carnal knowledge and violent anal sex.
Bill: After Daniel left my house this morning, there was no doubting the anal carnage between us.
by Chrolsen December 9, 2008
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nettage cabbage

during ping pong, the process of hitting the ball off the net onto the opponents side then having the opponent hit it back to save it
"Oh boy, that was some nasty nettage cabbage."
by joe ljfhoufy November 7, 2007
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