O Canada

The Canadian National Anthem

O Canada, daaa daaa daaa duh daaah

by Adda September 9, 2006

canadas history

The act of making love to one's own genitalia after having a sex change operation all while precariously balanced atop the Stanley cup and drinking maple syrup from a moose skull (antlers required). For some, the act is too tame. A common variation includes wearing a Mountie's outfit, mixing the syrup with beaver semen and continuously slapping one's partner with a hockey stick in an attempt to enhance the pleasure.

(guy1) "Bro, she looks hot but I heard she's a virgin."
(guy2) "Are you kidding? That whore has done Canadas History after chopping her own phallus off with an axe. I believe she is ready for my devious pleasuring."

"I told that asshole to go fuck himself but he went overboard and performed the old Canadas History."

by stephensbastardchild February 5, 2010

Canada

a country where the beer isnt watered down, the best bands/actors/comediens come from, the sex is amazing, women can walk around topless if they should so desire, its legal to marry boys or girls, where the health care is free, people are polite, the population speaks english and for the most part french, the people arent fat, a pretty girl can walk home alone at 1 in the morning, its not cold all year round, its spelled favourite, colour, centre, metre, honour etc, americans go to escape pure evil (bush), and where all the cool kids live! (by the way... weeds not legal here...)

A conversation in french canada... or in an english canadian classroom
-bonjour (good day)
-salut (hi)
-comment ca va? (how are you?)
-ca va bein, merci et vous? (im good, thank you and yourself?)
-ca va tres bein! (im very good!)

by emilyiscanadian April 30, 2006

New Canaan

Probaly the town that uses this stupid website the most.

"So you live on 48 Inches Avenue in New Canaan?"

by Spirit What? Spirit Who? April 5, 2005

Canadian Chocolate Cake

A Canadian Chocolate Cake is when a woman takes a shit on a plate then sucks a man off 'till he cums. she then spits it out onto the shit. They each take turns to have a forkfull of the poo until one or both are very sick.

Hey, I had a Canadian Chocolate Cake the other night, I didn't enjoy it that much though.

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

Canade

A Canadian

guy 1:Dude, that guy is really nice and he smells like maple syrup.

guy 2: ya hes a canade

by Proffesor Dickweed April 10, 2010

Canadian Experience

One of the biggest mysteries of mankind. An overused excuse for rejecting people especially immigrants for job applications in Canada.

The definition can be so confusing, but here are some of them:
1. Just arrive in Canada, or
2. Funny accent, or
3. No English, or
4. 'Too perfect' English, or
5. Smarter than any Canadians (over-qualified), or
6. Everything perfect, but he looks 'unCanadian', or
7. Combination of the above, or
8. Any other unknown random reason

He's lack of Canadian experience, I don't think we should hire him.

by PeeeeWeeee August 4, 2010