caden crussel

if your readin this your gay

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by escalatorpog November 27, 2022

Ray Cruse

When you use your executive position to lure younger cat loving man to dinner and serve them wine to get in their pants

Dude, I heard that the VP of finance pulled a Ray Cruse on young Johnny Boi from EVS.

by StephanieOld69 March 12, 2023

goon cruising

Gooning while operating a low-riding vehicle with multiple screens

Dude, I started swerving into the other lane because I was goon cruising too hard.

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

critter cruising

Attempting to make inappropriate sexual advances towards a minor

Person 1: “Hey, did you see that guy hanging around the school gate during recess?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he seemed creepy. I think he might be planning on critter cruising. Should we tell the police?"

by Purplax May 9, 2024

piss cruising

Australian slang: drink driving

Always a classic

Her: why is your car outside?
Him: fuck, must have been piss cruising last night

by hoomuzu March 22, 2025

piece of cuise

dumb ass

bitch

1) yea he’s a piece of
cuise

2) my mom was being a piece of cuise she took away my vape

by cumdumpster69xxx June 3, 2018

IQ Existential Crises

A process by which one has spent heaps of time researching IQ and finally starts questioning if knowing one's IQ has any purpose beyond hubris.

X:...What is the point of IQ? What does knowing this number do?? Is it all to grandiose my ego? Will it ever help me in the future? Why have I spent so much time on this useless topic?
Y: There is no point... You seem to be having a case of IQ Existential Crises.

by AXAAA October 19, 2021