Cooper Scouper

A girl with no sense of humor who is judgmental and ruins all fun

"ballsack, the cooper scouper is coming"

by eggseggseggs April 16, 2009

Cooper Ciccarelli

a brewmaster and total drunk, whom with help from his Little brother can down a 30 in 15 minutes with only a buzz since he is so brewtastic.

Synonym - god of brew, a brewmaster general of the brewtastic force of brewness, aka a total and complete drunken mess.

Nick - I bet I can down two 30s by the end of this party

Chris - dude, don't try anything stupid, you're definately not as good as Cooper Ciccarelli.

by Brewmaster2000 October 17, 2011

Cooper

A fucking cunt who you want to run over with a semi-truck, or a lawn mower, or anything that'll hurt like a bitch. A Cooper is a little shit who is so self centered, so xenophobic, so rude, and a wannabe fuck boy. If you ever see a Cooper, then just hop in your car and FUCKING FLOOR IT

Person one: "ewww is that a cockroach?!"
Person two: "no that's just Cooper"

by Softballislif3 August 18, 2017

Competitive Melee

Someone Spamming Shine,Rest or Knee for 8 minutes on battlefield

Guy 1:That Was Soooo Cheap!
Guy 2: what did I do? You said competitive melee
Guy 1:For God's sake....

by Kerbehmain2002 September 10, 2018

Cooper

Is just gay and his sis gives out good wristies to anyone

Whos the gay kid

Ummmm thats Cooper

by LennyDirtay December 24, 2018

Cooper

Some random kid that plays Minecraft all day that can make a funny faces

Logan- You know that kid named cooper
Jack- Yeah
Logan- He plays Minecraft and is always making a funny face

by Uh oh stinky:))) October 24, 2019

Cooper

A man with the worlds smallest dick, although he may seem straight it is more likely that he’s gay or pansexual (has a kitchenware fetish). Not excelling at school many coopers eventually find work as hookers or as airport security staff due to their lack of ability to maintain human relationships, low iq and mental disorders .

“Fuck, Cooper jerked off in my saucepan again.”

by Uncircumcised Jew April 15, 2020