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Chocolate Chimp

Originated from a menu item that was a chocolate and banana smoothie, but has now evolved into a term used to insult a person with color.
I would like to order a Chocolate Chimp, but hang the chimp, please.
by Vermilionsbv April 14, 2022
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Chocolate Glizzy

A chocolate hotdog that one may come across while extremely high or in the ghetto.(~rat-ta-ta-ta~)
Aye oh, don’t make me pull out the chocolate glizzy!

NOT THE CHOCOLATE GLIZZY!!!!
by Idkanymore03 July 8, 2021
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Chocolate-chaser

A male not of color pursuing African American females
Chip is now a chocolate-chaser after watching the new Nikki Minaj video.
by Interracial relationship August 29, 2019
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Chocolate Humidor

The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.
Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."
by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017
mugGet the Chocolate Humidormug.

chocolate Gomez

When you take a chunky diarrhea on a girls face. From the same family as Dirty Sanchez
The chocolate Gomez is a sure fire way to make sure she never calls you again
by 92749(84026253) January 14, 2023
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Dark Chocolate

They call me dark chocolate, A.K.A big sexy motherfucker
Oi did you see that black man. He looks like dark chocolate
by Dan....... November 1, 2020
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Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal
by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022
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