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Cell Phone

A portable device that was invented to use to talk to people that Gen Z is petrified to use to talk to people.
*rings*
Gen Z: AHHHHH MY CELL PHONE IS RINGING! I THOUGHT I HAD IT ON DO NOT DISTURB LIKE OMG WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE??? I NEED TO TAKE THOSE ANXIETY MEDS MY FRIENDS GAVE ME FOR MY SELF DIAGNOSED ANXIETY DISORDER BECAUSE MY PHONE IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS MADE TO DO!! AHHHHHHHH!!! *commits suicide*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 13, 2023
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cellar dweller

someone who thinks themselves better than another person because their houses have added features another persons might not.
"he's such a cellar dweller, so what if my house only has two floors?"
by Thom Gavin December 14, 2008
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spank the cell

A term commonly used by suburban teens on away messages in order to inform their peers to call them on their cellular devices
auto response from suburbanteen:
I'm out!!!
spank the cell
by mmmhmmm July 13, 2004
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Cell Phone Standard Time

The Time according to cellphones.
Most likely to be completely off ordinary time.
L: Whats the time?
G: By Cell Phone Standard Time its 1:45. Pm.
L: What the hell, we just had breakfast!!
G: Then we had breakfast at the wrong time.
by Laura Bowman April 19, 2008
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cellsurfing

Websurfing on cell
Surf's up! Comeon, let's go cellsurfing again like we did last number, yeah , do you remember when cells were really humming?
by Hercolena Oliver April 9, 2009
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cellsliders

cell slider, a man in prison who likes to have anal sex with men from other cells.

*also a juvenile club for pretentious girls from Newport beach who think their hot shit and are completely out of touch with reality.
Jerry is a cellslider, he's a triple C slut! (California Correctional Center)
or
Rachael & Britney are part of the cellsliders, they go to parties at the Hurley warehouse and act aloof and artsy introducing themselves with hipster pseudonyms like Baine or Renton.
by ih8hipsterzzz October 21, 2010
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Cellsh

Wapak Levi Wapak Patel and grevis and chambo shane wreck every one even ethan.
Wapak Levi Cellsh
by Wapak is the best May 7, 2018
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