Either corn chips or white rice with water. This is what poor people eat in the city so that they can afford scarves and new chuck all stars and all the other things hip young quebecois need in order to survive.

It's also a great excuse to not actually prepare real food.

If eating discount tortilla chips from Provigo, eat the whole bag to feel extra ashamed of your poverty.

I settled for the good old Montreal Breakfast today. Maybe this weekend I'll have enough saved up for a molson 10.1...

Montreal Breakfast by The Robotic Robot December 2, 2010

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Turkish Breakfast

The act of making delectable Turkish Coffee, pouring it into another person's anus and then consuming the beverage with a straw. Similar to the Portuguese Breakfast.

"Hey dawg, you look tired."
"Yeah man, I haven't had my Turkish Breakfast this morning!"

Turkish Breakfast by Some dude0818 June 21, 2012

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french breakfast

n. - 1. a simple morning meal for the gourmand on a budget, consisting of tomato slices heated up in a skillet, then covered in an egg batter, which fries with slices of cheese over the top. Similar to a light frittata. 2. when you wake up to a chick who doesn't shave her armpits licking your asshole.

a) "This french breakfast is delicious."
b) "Darling, that french breakfast of yours was delicious."

french breakfast by dishpoontang November 30, 2006

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