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portoguese breakfast

when you shit in a womans mouth. then allow her to give you head. with your shit still in her mouth.
give me a portoguese breakfast. a nice and hot one baby.
by hurbert g. April 30, 2007
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canadian breakfast

The act of vomiting in your mouth and swallowing it back down.
I got so sick last night I ended up eating a Canadian breakfast
by Matt Loves Chicken December 9, 2008
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English Breakfast

When your having sex with a women, and you pour cofee or tea into her vagina, and start to drink it out.
Lewise G: What are you doing!?
Luigi: Yeee! ENGLISH BREAKFAST FOR-A LUIGI!
by TheOneSagat June 22, 2007
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Montreal Breakfast

Either corn chips or white rice with water. This is what poor people eat in the city so that they can afford scarves and new chuck all stars and all the other things hip young quebecois need in order to survive.

It's also a great excuse to not actually prepare real food.

If eating discount tortilla chips from Provigo, eat the whole bag to feel extra ashamed of your poverty.
I settled for the good old Montreal Breakfast today. Maybe this weekend I'll have enough saved up for a molson 10.1...
by The Robotic Robot December 2, 2010
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Turkish Breakfast

The act of making delectable Turkish Coffee, pouring it into another person's anus and then consuming the beverage with a straw. Similar to the Portuguese Breakfast.
"Hey dawg, you look tired."
"Yeah man, I haven't had my Turkish Breakfast this morning!"
by Some dude0818 June 21, 2012
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french breakfast

n. - 1. a simple morning meal for the gourmand on a budget, consisting of tomato slices heated up in a skillet, then covered in an egg batter, which fries with slices of cheese over the top. Similar to a light frittata. 2. when you wake up to a chick who doesn't shave her armpits licking your asshole.
a) "This french breakfast is delicious."
b) "Darling, that french breakfast of yours was delicious."
by dishpoontang November 30, 2006
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Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.
Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.
by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008
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