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Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day

Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.
Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.
by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012
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December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day
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October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day

Give your man some appreciation for National sensual blowjob day!
I showed my man some love by giving him head on October 17 - National Sensual Blowjob Day
by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019
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Sneaky Blowjob

1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.
Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.
by qwertuyiou October 8, 2010
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angel blowjob

what it's called when a girl gives a guy head while he's playing halo. the term comes from 'halo' so meaning the girl will be an 'angel.' this is a common fantasy for guys.
"I got a killing spree while getting a angel blowjob" -Dave
"Successful night? I think so." -Friend
by Luethenator. October 30, 2011
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fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 5, 2014
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blowjob sampson

When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.
Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.
by El Conquistador20139 December 20, 2013
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