Too Many Cocks Spoil The Broth

derived from the cliche "too many cooks spoil the broth"

1. saying used when homosexuals get involved with a straight mans relationship.
its implying that the gay want a piece of the action

2. used against an ugly women when they are trying to get with a man
implying they are so ugly they are infact a man and have a cock

1.

Jim: This gay guy keeps trying to give me relationship advice
Josh: haha well you no what they say, 'too many cocks spoil the broth'. he clearly wants you to
Jim: o god no!

2.

Tom: have you heard that ellie is trying to get with jim
Josh: jesus christ shes disgusting
Tom: yeh i've been telling jim 'too many cocks spoil the broth'

by joshinho April 8, 2010

brother

(n): A male sibling. Also one of the biggest contradictions ever, in human form. Brothers will often make you want to beat them, maim them, throw them out the window our spray water on their pants. But they will often at times make you want to hug, praise, admire, or even kiss them. You may want to even do all of these things at one time, depending on the situation. In rare cases, you might even say to him, 'I love you'. But that's very, VERY, rare. Even if it turns out that your brother is a narcissistic, lazy, idiotic punk, he will be there for you when he knows you need help, advice, or just a person to talk to. And though you may not admit it now, or ever, when he needs you, you will do the same. After all, he's stuck with you until either of you die.

Person: Hey, can I ask you a favor?

Person's Brother: Nope.

Person: Douchebag.

by fleetfeet93 August 23, 2011

bertha

a massive 3 litre bottle of cider. usually consumed before gigs and other large sessions of heavy drinkin.

Ste - "you coming down the fally tonite to dance with some goths"

Jim - "yeah man im getting a bertha, do you want one?"

Ste - "fucking right eastbourne style!"

by codeye September 21, 2007

blood BROTHER

1.Someone you would die for
2.Blood members

My homie Brian has known me since we were 10 and now we both are 14. We would die for each other.

Brian: Blood Brothers
Andrew: We'll be blood brothers for life

by Andrew Gonzalez January 12, 2008

bertha

this word was created in 1972 by a biker from kings lynn, norfolk to describe BIIIIGGGG WOMEN. so now you know where it came from too. he's quite proud of it too.

that bertha thinks she can fit in a size 20?!!!!!!!!!

by rhiannon smart February 14, 2005

broth

Figuratively speaking, a large pot of stew that you throw someone in when they mess up. Often, but not always referring to drugs. Could be similar to the "doghouse."

Steve: This is what Dave sold me for $20.
John: Man, that's slack as hell! Dave's in the broth until he makes this right.

by skunxification November 5, 2011

big brother

see soviet usa in urban dictionary and you will get a small understanding of the true meaning of big brother.

Soviet usa look it up

by TinfoilHelmet April 25, 2005