wallet balls

the impact spending money has on one's ego.

kerry: i got a parking ticket last night and a cab would have been much easier. what a sixty-dollar punch to the wallet balls.

taylor: dude, dropping four hundo on new speakers took serious wallet balls. nice work.

by dmonet February 15, 2010

shit balls on a spork

An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events

The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.

Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"

by viperboy1012 July 14, 2010

scorching balls

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

Demon Balls

Those who do risky and dangerous things for the thrill are said to have Demon Balls

He/She has Demon Balls

Ted decided not to do the crazily retarded activity involving the camel and the black broccoli filled sock, and therefore lost the right to claim to have demon balls

by Ewwcman May 1, 2011

Busser Balls

The Aroma Coming From Ones Boxers After A Shift Of Bussing Tables.

Dude Blake I Can't Wait To Get Home And Shower I've Got Some Rancid Busser Balls Right Now.

by NoahDaBoa November 29, 2011

Donky balls

Human testicles that possess the anthrometric property such that they repeatedly strike a sex partner's posterior (donk), typically but not necessarily during doggy style sex.

Phil's donky balls were hitting me just right last night.

George could never wear boxer shorts, on account of his donky balls.

by rojodojo April 17, 2015

Lollipop Balls

While in the middle of receiving fellatio excellence, your smashpiece places your balls in their mouth, sucks them and pulls until they break the suction creating a "pop" sound.

Right as I was about to cum, Snooki gave me lollipop balls and I shot like a sniper.

by the real Jewcy September 9, 2015