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hockey buddy

A hockey buddy is an extremely funny and good looking person. They makes everyone laugh. They know how to have a good time. They are always there for you when playing hockey and you will make some amazing memories.
“who’s that girl over there?”
“that’s my hockey buddy who is amazing
by heyy:p!! May 27, 2020
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“Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System

Definition
A foolproof group buddy system in which one pairs oneself with a reliable “buddy” during wild adventures or escapades.

Purpose
The purpose of the system is to ensure safe return of all people in a group by grouping each one with a designated “buddy.” Each buddy in a pair is responsible for their respective buddy’s safe return to their friendly abode.

Outcome
As long as both buddies buy into the purpose of EBNB System, the system works to perfection and the persons return safely in one piece from their wild night out. However, when buddies begin to neglect their responsibilities, the results can become chaotic and could lead to a buddy sleeping in a hotel room that is still under construction.

WARNINGS:

1. The EBNB system is only guaranteed to work for groups that have an even-number of persons. For some reason, the EBNB system is overwhelmed and fails when trying to accommodate an odd number of persons in a group. Our most logical guess is that assigning multiple buddies to a single person becomes infinitely more difficult than having a single buddy to watch over.

2. For whatever reason, the EBNB system never works when your buddy’s name is “Cookie Monster.”
CHUCK: Hey guys, I have a crazy feeling we’re gonna get buckwild tonight. I think we need to implement the “Everybuddy Needs a Buddy” System tonight.

STEVE: What happened to Josh last night? It’s 10 AM and he is nowhere to be found. I guess we’re going to the pool without him.

(4 hours later, Josh arrives at the pool in bewilderment)

TODD: What the hell happened to you last night? We called hospitals and jails looking for your ass.
JOSH: I have no idea. All I know is that Cookie was my buddy and everything else is a blur.
by Tomek Bradyowski October 17, 2012
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buddy

A guy who goes out and gets two blow jobs and comes back and gives you one!
Two sailors hanging out:

Sailor one: I am way tired dude, why don't you be a buddy!

Sailor two: Okay man, gimme twenty bucks and I will!
by Bill Worden January 20, 2008
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cut buddy

male or female who is not you main squeeze its just someone you get it done with from time to time
that's not my boyfreind thats just my cut buddy
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A buddy is an Ole boy that goes to town, gets two blow jobs, then comes back and gives you one.
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