Blue bars

When Blizzard teases you with the servers being up early to the point of no return, and then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Dropped bears like a picnic

Bringing the funk; phat phrases or rhymes; great lyrics, a real good time.

You catch (name insert) last night?!
He dropped bears like a picnic!

Or
Did you go to that (place insert)?
It drop like bears at a picnic

by Nursingzombie December 16, 2025

there will be bears

A cult formed to stop the bear menace from taking over the world in the great bear uprising of 2012

Hey I feel a lot safer knowing there will be bears is there to protect us

by overlord327 June 6, 2011

Ice Cream Bars

Easy bars that anybody can spit. Mainly used by those who claim they got "bars".

Man, get outta here with them weak ass ice cream bars bro.

by TWROPE March 10, 2015

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman

To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.

Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.

by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017