Gigabyte Bandit

A person who does not own a smartphone and wants you to conduct searches for them

Do not Google anything for that guy he is a Gigabyte Bandit tell him to get his own smartphone.

by Jay2u December 29, 2015

chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.

You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?

by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023

Bathroom bandit

Genshin Impact player who takes Kpop stans into public bathrooms.

Harry "God dammit George took Luke into the bathroom again" James "Man what a fucking bathroom bandit"

by Semajcju December 26, 2021

netflix bandit

A slob who does nothing except wake up at noon and watch Netflix all day long in pajamas every single day.

Netflix and pajamas everyday, she’s a total Netflix bandit

by Fancyzebra February 1, 2018

Anal bandit

eating your own genders ass

FUCK YOU ANAL BANDIT

by THIST April 25, 2024

#arse-bandit

#arse-bandit is the official title for someone who is an absolute gay boy

“Your such an #arse-bandit”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

Closet Bandit

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.

"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023