I like you too but just as a friend

This means that u are in the friendzone, I'm sorry bro

Taylor: I think...I think I'm into you

Tom: I like you too but just as a friend

by sad little sock January 16, 2019

I love you more than mostest

It's when you love someone more than they love you even though they used 'mostest'.
In most cases, 'mostest' can't be beaten, but there are always special exceptions, such as 'I love you more than mostest'

P.S - the person reading this is on top

Person 1 : I love you

Person 2 : I love you more

Person 1 : I love you mostest!

Person 2. : *oh damn what do I say I can't accept this because it isn't true!!!* I love you more than mostest.
Person 1 : Shucks, you got me there. I'll have to accept your love then

by thewallispainted September 19, 2020

i wanna do you

it means they want to have sex with you.

If a guy tells you “I wanna do you”

by Idfwy:) July 10, 2018

I will take you up on that

take someone up on something means to to accept an offer that someone has made to you.

being John: would you like me to buy you a drink?
Sarah: I will take you up on that .

by Jadeh December 7, 2017

I will send you to Jesus

what an Asian says while holding a sandal threatening you to death.

"I will send you to Jesus" said Dumbledore calmly.

by anonymous January 9, 2022

I love you but I'm not in love with you

Definition:

I don't love you.

#1 "You.. You're breaking up with me?"
#2 "I love you but I'm not in love with you."
#1 "Oh, that's OK then."

by Flommus Tin January 1, 2009

I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with

I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019