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children's army

Noun or Adj

An idea of an Army designed completely by Children. This includes weapon, Armored vehicle, and other designs. This can also include fighting tactics. Some Children's armies also create micro nations, governed and controlled by children. Most children in the Children's Army are from the ages of 7-16 years of age.
The Children's Army began in Asia, but expanded to the Americas. There name? The Children's Army of Taiwan.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 31, 2023
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no-jams ARMY

An ARMY (referring to a fan of South Korean boyband, BTS) who still uses old and outdated jokes relating to BTS.

These collection of jokes are likely to have formed around 2013-2016.

Typically you see this type of ARMY among newer people in the fanbase, younger people in the fanbase, or ARMYs who simply are just stuck in the past and need to move on.

These inside jokes within the fandom can be quite controversial as many of them mock the boyband's Korean accents and their attempts on learning English or insult some of the members personally. Therefore, it is preferred to back away from these dead memes and leave it in the past.

List of no-jam jokes include:

"Jimin, you got no jams."

"Hey! Stob it!"

"I hate snakeu."

"I love hamburger and sprite!"

"International playboy!"

"J-horse" "Taelien"

"Beach? B*tch."

"Infires man!"
"Jin is the eomma of BTS! He has more jams than Jimin does."

"Stop stereotyping the boys. I hate no-jams ARMY..."
by mei is better than you February 20, 2023
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ana de army

A woman who is in the military. Often used as a propaganda tool to enlist lonely men.
Donโ€™t let that video of that army girl make you enlist, sheโ€™s an Ana de army!
by ChefCheg October 10, 2023
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The Emoji Army

When engaging in factual debate with conspiracy theorists on social media and they resort to emoji binging to express their critical thinking.
I was on Facebook debating Politics, and The Emoji Army entered the chat so I gave them a bit of shit back and left..
by Miss Jane October 12, 2023
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Lol BTS ARMY ๐Ÿ˜‚

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by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
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Australia army cadets

The men with the hardest cocks that actually go to the army instead of becoming a flight attendant
by Sargent sheeran November 12, 2023
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ARMY

ARMY= BTS fans.

ARMY used to be great. They would support all members equally, raise money for charity, adopt endangered wildlife, clean searches if ANY member hated.

Sadly this ARMY no longer exist.

After BTS released Dynamite-Aug 2020 BTS had a new surge of fans & this was the beginning of ARMY's downfall.

May 2021-Butter, their second English song, July 2021- PTD their third English song & again another wave of new fans.

These new fans loved to fight with other fandoms over BTS achievements. Streams suffered although BTS were still garnering achievements.

ARMY no longer cared for the Music, only achievements. The support for ALL members died, # against certain members were left, abuse allegations, toxic anti accounts were growing, donations weren't flowing & now the majority of ARMY mostly fight with Black Pink fans.

Report accounts ignored & toxic accounts growing to 50/70k+
The fandom split, solo supporters, akgaes & toxic shippers which spread hate & accusations of sexual harassment, pedophilia & abuse, all have been ignored.

Big OT7 accounts have turned their support more to a company than to the artists & will often protect themselves/company before the artist.

ARMY WAS a great place for acceptance, now it is full of homophobia, racism, xenophobia, misogyny, sexism, ageism & much more.

ARMY will be BTS's downfall.
ARMY1: Let's go call Jennie from BP a slut!

ARMY2: Omg yes, those sluts can never be like BTS!
ARMY1: My bias is Jimin.....
ARMY2: WTF U SOLO LOVE ALL 7!
by Tangalicious November 14, 2023
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