by Hellhound77 November 9, 2023
Get the Darkness alpha clawmug. Satyanand Ramjattan
The Alpha Is An Amazing Species With A Personality Like No Other. There Is Not A Man On Earth That Can Compete With An Alpha In Terms Of Personality And Awesomeness. The Alpha Is A Very Loving And Caring Species. The Alpha Truly Loves His Omega With All His Heart And Will Do Anything To Protect Her And Keep Her Happy At All Costs. The Alpha Cannot Live Without His Omega Or Else He Will Die.
by Kîng February 22, 2020
Get the Alphamug. 
You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.
Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.
Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.
by wendy 816 October 11, 2015
Get the Artificial Alphamug. Beta: Those 2 girls. Lemme pull that girl right there. You can pull the other one.
Alpha: Na, I'm gonna pull both of them. Stop being Beta. Be Alpha
Alpha: Na, I'm gonna pull both of them. Stop being Beta. Be Alpha
by Zxify_Da2nd May 15, 2023
Get the Alphamug. by jmbwsr November 21, 2021
Get the Alphamug. As his completely and utterly delusional pseudonym unquestionably suggests, the dwarfed 5ft4 small turbo-manlet Aaron "Alpha M." Marino is the preposterously petite personification of manlet cope. Exceeding only at telling tall tales about protein powder and his self-evident manletism, taking steroids, giving standing blowjobs and constantly inventing new forms of manlet mathematics and guy height, Aaron "Absolute Manlet" Marino is axiomatically afflicted with such Stalinesquely severe levels of small man syndrome due to his subhumanly stunted short stature, that he is forced to regularly post mortifyingly manletism and manlet rage-induced bitterly boyish bodybuilding YouTube videos out of his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole, like the sneaky and stunted, effeminate Ewok, petite little manlet princess that he most certainly is. Perhaps Aaron "Abominable Manlet" Marino would be best advised to stop being an overcompensating, scamming Little Napoleon and to finally embrace his peculiar petiteness and inherent effeminacy by henceforth only posting baking, cooking, home decoration and yoga videos while enthusiastically submitting to a real man (manmore) and thereby accepting his ridiculous role as the sexy sissy manlet that he was always destined to be, as nature so clearly intends it?
Madison: Manlet detected. Isn't that Aaron Alpha M. "Abhorrently Minuscule" Marino being brutally squashed beneath a two-pound dumbbell over there? Maria: Who cares? Short people got nobody. Madison: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 3, 2024
Get the Alpha M.mug.