Age

No, it's not his age! It's not her age! Missy (The bitch that MJ tried to set me up with, got a boyfriend, and then came and fucked the retard anyways) was MY age! I dodged that one didn't I? Saw that one coming a mile away!

Hym "You know and I know that it has nothing to do with age. HE IS A RETARD IN THE GROUP HOME YOU WORK AT AND IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE WITHOUT GETTING FIRED YOU SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING HIM WITHOUT GETTING FIRED! SEX-BASED DISCRIMINATION IN THE WORKPLACE. That's what it is! But because you can't be expected to turn down fat cocks for any reason (up to and including retards and children) shit like this happens."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Ages

A very short length of time worded to sound like a very long length of time.

I can't wait 5 more minutes, that's ages!

by Dandanman March 13, 2023

Age bomb

When you're having sex and your partner says their age and they're under the legal age

Joe: What's wrong Chris?
Chris: That hoe dropped the age bomb on me, she's 16 not 18.

by EndSliceOfBread April 19, 2016

Golden Age

A period of great prosperity in a location or media, usually preceding an abrupt decline.

The Golden Age of Rome wasn't so Golden after Nero and Caligula's reigns of terror came and went.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 23, 2021

Ice age baby dad

A tall guy with a broad nose and body type with a dark brown bob cut from the first ice age movie

Wow Cailan looks like the ice age baby dad

by Feetus yeetus April 19, 2020

Age Immortal

Its When you cannot Die to Age but can die to other things like Getting hit by a car. or being shot. so its not really being Immortal you just cant die to age.

"Im Age Immortal i will Live forever!"

by texan definitons January 02, 2020

Little Dark Age

Little dark age is a song made by the band MGMT which is about the current political climate of Trump's America

"Little Dark Age is used alot"

by TheUrbanCrafter August 18, 2023