square ass nigga

1. Someone with no sense of humor
2. Someone that is unwilling to bend the rules to have fun
3. Someone who is basic

Same as a 'stiff' or a 'square'

My roommates cool, but hes a square ass nigga, i can't even smoke around him

by baebby July 8, 2017

square root of 69

Mouthwash

Square root of 69

In your mouth

by qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassddffgg July 30, 2016

WC Squared (wc2)

World Class Wonder Cunt

Here comes the WC's new boss ..the WC
Squared ..twice as ineffective,but twice as powerful

by frog 514 November 25, 2002

Times Square outhouse

Any place where a large group urinates in a common area.

Brendan and the boys were out getting shitfaced again. They got together at a Times Square Outhouse. Brendan thought it was a water fountain. His bad!

by Kobrakys June 7, 2021

Greasy Square Head

A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?

(working at McDonalds)

Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!

Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...

by BaconEh September 23, 2016

Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment

Person 1 * making out with his girl*
Person 2 "bruh stop shitting in the town square"

by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021

1000 Square Wipe

When you take a huge shit that requires a lot of toilet paper squares.

Tom: Sorry Jerry I missed the game, I had to take the 1000 Square Wipe

by DNJosh January 27, 2021