Fitbit Phantom syndrome or FPS

When you think can't feel your fitbit cause your so use to wearing it , so you have check and feel your wrist , or look down at your wrist.

I had fitbit Phantom syndrome or FPS for a second so had check my wrist.

by Twebster117 January 22, 2018

phantom carrot

there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.

He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.

by twirledview November 12, 2012

Jelly Phantom

One who smacks jelly on toast while staring into the eyes of thy enemies.

Person1:Hey man, who was that guy at the party smacking jelly?
Person2: I thought he was your friend
Person3:That wasn't a girl right?
Person2: Lets just call that creature, The Jelly Phantom

by Iwontusemyrealname_butitskaila March 26, 2017

Phantom Nutsack

When you rip your own balls off but still feel them being squeezed.

Babe when you tickle my empty gooch you're giving me crazy phantom nutsack

by The Nutsack Slinging Slasher October 27, 2021

Phantom Nostalgia

Feeling nostalgic for something you never experienced, watched or played.

"I miss the '80s"
"Bro, you were born in 1996"
"Phantom nostalgia, dude."

by MemberBerries1986 July 20, 2022

Phantom Shitter

The action of putting fecal matter somewhere where it is hard to be found, and where the direct host who put it there is unknown Phantom Shitters

Wow, nobody knows which Phantom Shitter put a piece of fecal matter in that locked locker.

by C. Shiet May 13, 2019

Phantom Shitter investigators

A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.

The Phantom Shitter Investigators are on the hunt in Ambleside.

by JellyMeadow77 July 27, 2023