Road Deuce

a poop taken outside of the home and implies a deuce taken under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even increased frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel

The food was great but the consistent nuisance of Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.

by Prediction? Pain August 15, 2022

Deuce Five

Slang term for .25 acp caliber pistol much like Four Nickle refers to .45 acp caliber pistol

Hit some corners try to get away from these n*ggas imma toss the deuce five I’m a felon n*gga

by SpotemGotem_1646 August 14, 2024

BW-deuce

When you have eaten far to many Buffalo Wild Wings and your ass explodes the next morning.

Man we I ate far to many Wings last night at BW3's and it left me blowing out the largest BW-deuce this morning.

by Mike "sweet internet" Bailey March 9, 2009

bullshit deuce

Twice the shit you are already dealing with

Dont feed me that bullshit deuce

by Shitting Bull January 6, 2021

Lucky Deuce

While you jerk-off and take a shit at the same time, you “hit the jackpot” if you cum and drop a deuce at the same time.

Unexpectedly, I had a Lucky Deuce while I was sitting on the toilet.

by Pancreas Man January 8, 2018

county deuce

When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.

"Yo, Ryssa, Lemme have your county deuce!"
"Damn. For real? Here."

by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 1, 2020

deuce

cigarette or to smoke a cigarette (deucin'). gotten from holding two fingers up to the mouth (the way a cigarette is usually smoked)

Yo, lets hit a deuce after we kill this bleezy.

by suspencer82 October 7, 2009