Rock Shit

When you take a dump and it's very constipated, even a bit painful that it feels like a huge brick coming out of your ass.

Dude my ass is so sore, I was in the bathroom for almost an hour taking a rock shit . It was so bad the toilet plugged up.

Shit

by Wrigleys Gumchewz July 13, 2014

Peace of shit

When some dumbfuck tries to call someone a piece of shit, but somehow fucks up a 5 letter word and makes you automatically feel superior to them.

Bob: You buffoon. You dunderhead. You absolute peace of shit.
Mack: How do you mess up a 5 letter word? You know what? Don't even respond to this reply. Idiot.

by NiggasStoleMyFridge May 21, 2021

Shit Moat

A psychic moat surrounding a person that is filled with 'I don't have time for this shit water'."

1. Man, that person's shit moat is unsurpassable. or
2. Daniel's shit moat is unsurpassable.
3. Don't bother his shit moat is full.

4. Eric only allows one to cross the shit moat when they appear to be equally fantabulous.

by MoonChaser September 12, 2013

Shit Tag

The act of Tagging photos on Facebook from your mobile device while defecating in the bathroom.

logged on to Facebook only to find that while my Father was in the shitter had shit tag fest with his Ipad

by Therealagoc July 5, 2011

Shit Whistler

To create a whistling noise like that of blowing over a bottle, except using another person's shit hole. Thus a shit whistler. Can be used to imply someone is of a homosexual persuasion.

Mike in a childish voice up the stairs: "I've just turned all the items in your room upside down..."

James runs to his room...

James: "Ahh mannn! You dirty little shit whistler!!"

by Cranberries12345 January 14, 2011

Ah Shit

Here we go again

Ah shit here we go again

by Some guy called nick July 17, 2019

Little Shit

A individual who does the exact opposite of what you tell them. They can be extremely annoying and sometimes take it to far. They crave attention and will do anything to get it. They are usually very childish but deep down they are sensitive creatures.

Lately Emma has become quite a little shit.

by Emitrude Kyes February 19, 2015