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Pocket Picture

When storage of a cell phone in your pocket results in many unwanted photos. Usually completely black and just taking up phone storage space.
Dude 1: Man, I had my phone in my pocket all day and now I have an album full of Pocket Pictures!

Dude 2: Lame!
by Brian Moreau October 10, 2007
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Pocket Daddy

Is an attractive older gay male under 5’5 with a strong presence that is consistently surrounded by twinks.
"That short guy Jacob is always with that twink Nic. He must be his Pocket Daddy.”
by Lillucky April 30, 2020
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plasterer's pocket

Phrase used to describe the dryness of one's mouth in the morning,after a night out on the beer.
"Christ,I've got a hangover from hell and a mouth like a plasterer's pocket"
by J Strummer September 6, 2006
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Pocket mushroom

When someone has an erection and to keep it from showing you hold the tip of your dick through your pocket
This pretty girl bended over in front of me at work today I had to hold my pocket mushroom for hours
by Joey 240 December 18, 2016
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Hamster Pocket

A term for anus derived from the character Minsc from Baldurs Gate always having his sidekick hamster Boo with him.

Comedian Dan Bialek coined the term after his co host Andrew DeWitt on the Gamedians podcast named Baldurs gate one of the funniest video games of all time due to Minsc always referring to Boo.
"That is the stupidest thing you ever said man, you must have pulled that one out of your hamster pocket!"

Jim-"My boss totally pissed me off yesterday so I told him to shove it in his hamster pocket."
Joe-"Oh man then what happened"
Jim-"I don't think he knew what it meant but I still got fired"
by Originalirishman February 9, 2013
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Pocket hands

When you have reck it Ralph hands and you struggle to get them out from your pocket in time when you fall over and then end up face planting. Often associated with Liams
by SparkyEveriss April 22, 2020
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pontoon pocket

The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)

Coined by SizeQueenSupreme
He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.
by Sukebe- No Kotoba October 19, 2008
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