Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook

Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?

by sxycanuck October 19, 2011

Dry hump day

If u see a person may 2nd
Dry hump

Damn u just dry hump day that nigga

by 4pfgangang_354 May 1, 2019

pudding humping

Humping large/fat women or large/fat men.

Your dad likes pudding humping!?

by hypnus July 16, 2014

Dry humping

Dry humping is the act of not dipping your nuggets in sauce.

I wasn’t dry humping those nuggets cause they didn’t give me any sauce man…

by 63rdjah March 31, 2023

humpety hump

when 2 groups of mates have a contest to see who can hump mate eachothers faster

I wnted competition so I did a humpety hump

by TurtleDude87 May 14, 2009

HHNE Hump

1. A gay action performed by males of the HHNE population in which one male jumps on and violently attacks another male.

2. When a female flirts to the point where the guy's balls are the size of moons hanging so low the male is forced to bend over to balance the weight. This is usually done because the female is drawn towards the "image" or fantasy of hooking up with a guy but doesn't actually want to, since she is a total prude queer.

1. "Yo did you see what Akiva Mendel did to Ari Yakov? "
"No, what did he do?"
"He totally HHNE humped him into oblivion!"
"What?!!?! Such a faggot!"
2. "Chana Mushka is such a bitch duudde"
"No way, what did she do this time"
"She was rubbing my gonads and just wouldn't do anything"
"Why would she do that, such a bitch, HHNE humping and shit"
"Damn straight"

by phoenixkidgabe December 30, 2013

Hump day

Definition : February 17 is Hump day

Yo it's hump day tomorrow

by Fwaxll February 13, 2023