pulling the pork

Family friendly version of “taking the piss”

“He’s pulling the pork”

by Crondom February 13, 2024

Pulling a Helge

To not care about anything exept bathing.

Person 1: Come over and hang!
Person 2: No I just want to bathe!
Person 1: Haha you do be pulling a Helge.

by Grenschen November 11, 2022

Pulling a will

When u see someone’s shoes and ask what size are those.

Jamarion- Bruh im bout to “pull a will” “what size are those”

Will- Bruh shut up and stop pulling a will

by Luke’s February 20, 2020

pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Pulled a Taylor

Not thinking a decision through, making a stupid mistake, or making a dumb decision.

For example, instead of grabbing the right tool for the job he pulled a Taylor and grabbed a phillips screwdriver instead of a flat head like everyone knew he should. That is how he pulled a Taylor.

by Hardcore42 April 13, 2010

pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.

“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”

by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023