Heart Dog

A heart dog is a dog who is more than a pet to you. They’re your best friend, and who you go to for comfort and companionship. They hold a special place in your heart.

Brook is my heart dog.

by MirrianaPudget February 15, 2024

whipped dog conservative

A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.

Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.

by George Chesterton October 3, 2011

Dog

The best thing you’ll ever want and the shoulder you cry on

I love dogs. They are the best thing ever and there is nothing else I would ever want

by Odd little potato January 27, 2019

Neighbor’s Dog

The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.

My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

Deep dog

When someone penetrates you really hard hand deep. Like really hard. Like you wanna tell but the sound doesn't wanna come out because your throat is blocked via your asshole.

"How was it?" "He deep dogged me so good I can wear my asshole as a hat for the next month"

by Deepdog December 2, 2021

Weak dog

Someone who has no testosterone and is just a dirty dog, who is always shit at everything he does has no mates but thinks his a sick cunt but really his just fucked..

Spenc: ay bro why do you always have be so fucking annoying you cunt

Tom: what bro wasn't even me braow

Spenc: fuck off you "weak dog" everyone knows your a fuckin piece of shit you haven't pumped a weight in your life your as tight as a jew and your just a fucking annoying cunt

Tom: fuck off man "hey scotty there picking on me".

Spenc: ahahah now theres 2 weak dogs fuckin shit knts

by Winsumlosesum September 26, 2017

Raise a corn dog to that!

When you strongly agree with something.

Person A: "I had a lot of fun last night!"
Person B: "I'll raise a corn dog to that!"

by vandaline October 7, 2021