Simp ass nigga

A nigga that goes out his way for a girl that doesn’t fw him/doesn’t want him. He sends her messages everyday knowing she doesn’t want him and is just being nice. He could try to buy her stuff and keep trying to talk to her, but it’s not gonna get him anywhere.
Boy: “How was your day?”

Girl: “good ig”
Boy: “What did you do”
*24 hours later after being left on read*
Boy: *gets depressed and thinks about sending more messages or buying her stuff*
Girl: *Proceeds to keep being nice and doesn’t want to hurt his feelings and just wants to be friends, but will gladly take the benefit out of it*

Someone observing: “damn that nigga really simpin for her. What a simp ass nigga.”
by RobloxianPrince69 July 05, 2019
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stank ass hoe

A dirty, disease-ridden slut.
Sandy is a stank ass hoe.
by Travman December 03, 2002
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lanky ass bitch

A female thats over six feet tall and skinny.
Brad's wife is a lanky ass bitch.
by the true definition April 10, 2015
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Hook Ass Nigga

A trend follower that will basically anything to B accepted.

2. A individual lacking the street smarts to predict a bad move.
3. A gullible mufucka.
Dis Hook Ass Nigga Mel done went and got da set tattooed & he don't eem bang.
2. Who Jeff? Don't worry, dat Hook Ass Nigga will never see it comin.
3. I'm tell dat Hook Ass Nigga Marco I got robbed cause he ain't gettin dis money Blood.
by DaGame_god September 21, 2015
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tight ass hill

A new vulgarism describing Tight Wad Hill, the hill upon which cheapskates sit to watch football games at UC Berkeley.

The tradition of sitting on Tight Ass Hill has long been in effect, since college students have been poor since the beginning of time, and $70 for a ticket is a no-no.
Hey man, you going to the Big Game this weekend?

Not for $70! I'm sitting up on Tight Ass Hill for free.
by ohjong April 11, 2010
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long ass time

An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.
I've been sitting in this traffic jam for a long ass time.
by 28MONEYCASHMONEY87 October 01, 2013
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Slap Ass Month

The month of October where you can slap any guy or girls ass without getting in trouble or maybe you will but it is mainly for high schoolers and middle schoolers so hide yo ass
Hey

Hey
*slaps ass*
Why did you slap my ass its slap ass month
by He is dorky October 02, 2019
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