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by loter otor March 16, 2022
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Post-Zoom Face

An awkward, fading smile that lasts about 6.5 seconds after you leave a Zoom Meeting.

Origin: When you're saying goodbye several times but don't really know when to press "Leave Meeting".
Bro, just got out of the worst fuckin online meeting ever. Post-Zoom Face lasted so long
by AbeNMS92 March 17, 2022
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Two Face

A cat that has 2 "halves" of a face. They have 2 different colors on their face and makes it look like they have half of a mask or sock on. Some humans may seem like your friend but their not. Half of the face is sassy and the other face may be cute or look upset.
My "Two Face" cat looks cute from one side of her face but the other side looks sassy.
by Cats for life. March 22, 2022
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Dick Faced Ronald

If a Karen became the daytime manager of some coin-op carwash or self-storage place and creeped on everyone with the cctv cameras, she or he would be a Dick Faced Ronald.
Ugh!!! There go Dick Faced Ronald runnin' up to go check his camera every time I pull up to vacuum my car. I can hear you breathing on the intercom!
by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022
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Dick Faced Ronald

When the Hall Monitor becomes an Alter Boy and tries to become a priest but is turned down because he's too skeevy, that's a Dick Faced Ronald.
Fuck no, I'm not paying Dat. You tell me why I gotta pay extra for bringing my own towels. And, how Dick Faced Ronald even know what towels I be using?
by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022
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Stucco Face

A girl with acne on her face who when applying makeup resembles a freshly stuccoed building.
Damn did you see that girl? Shes got a rocking body, but she’s got stucco face.
by Ike the genius March 23, 2022
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Driving Bitch Face

Whilst driving a 90’s Japanese Sports car that look of satisfaction that is embedded so deeply one could confuse it with adultery
Al- “Yo Davo! Looks like you really love driving your S4 RX7?”
Davo- Sitting behind the wheel, silence, nothing but - Driving Bitch Face
Al-“respect..”
by Dip1nutNowgit2? March 24, 2022
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