Dirty Swiping

The act of swiping through potential Tinder matches while you sit on the toilet.

Look at this match I got while I was dirty swiping this morning!

by Sofa Professor June 3, 2016

dirty duggar

Having your creapy brother visit you in the middle of the night.

He snuck in like a dirty duggar and felt her up last night.

by jellohead July 8, 2015

Dirty Ronjon

When one removes the seeds from a jalapeño chili, and inserts the tip of their penis to use the jalapeño as a condom. The Dirty Ronjon is frequently combined with a duck and lamb grease lubricant, and sous vide shrimp aromatherapy for maximum romantic effect.

My booty is still on fire from getting a Dirty Ronjon for our anniversary last night.

by DEFinitionCognitionMagician May 12, 2020

Dirty Spooky

You are covered with a sheet and either her or her sister rides you. You don’t know if you get a trick or a treat.

We did a dirty spooky man I still don’t know who went first and who went second so maybe I knocked up her sister?!

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

Dirty Snail

When you let a girl shit in your mouth and then you proceed to let her face ride you. After a couple of minutes of intermixing fluids, she rides down your body. The male then proceeds to crawl over the ground smothered in bodily fluids, while leaving a snail trail behind while making noises like Gary. The girl will then take upon the task to become the snail catcher, using her tongue to track the bodily fluids on the ground. When she finally catches the snail, she ends up jerking the snail off, catching the cum with titties. To defeat the snail, she pressures her boobies in the shit-covered face of the man to use the salty substance called sperm to destroy the target. After the snail loses consciousness the mating ritual ends.

Hey John, wanna do the dirty snail tonight?

by TheAssSnatcher January 14, 2022

Dirty tyger

When you stick dildos to your back and call yourself a stegosaurus.

Why are you being a dirty Tyger walking through the house?

by Joe Brandon February 11, 2022

Dirty Nayko

The act of placing a houseplant on the floor, having your girlfriend straddle it, then rubbing vigorous circles and smacking her clit until she squirts all over giving the plant its much needed hydration. The longer you can keep a plant alive with just this watering method, the more Dirty Nayko you are.

My girlfriend and I have been rocking Dirty Nayko for months and her bush is HUGE!

by CandaceSuite December 21, 2020