Dick And Balls

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Eric: I Love Dick and Balls!

by Varvaz November 23, 2020

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Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 4, 2023

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Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.

“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

by AhLaVache August 26, 2013

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Puff Ball

An employee with no skill for the job.

Sadly, most workers in the world are the victims of Puff Balls; managers or co-workers who have no skill for the job they are in, yet there they are.

by geekmalone June 30, 2020

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Ball Warming

When a partner holds your balls in their mouth with no other actions to hopefully get a reaction!

I awoke to witness Mandy Ball Warming me, it was a strange sight and I was very confused! She said "This works for you, Yeah?" SO I took my balls out of her mouth and went home!

by Captain Tatertot October 23, 2023

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