national kaileena day

National Kaileena day is held on June 5th, you are only allowed to celebrate HER. if it’s your birthday? sucks. it’s only kaileenas.

mom: “happy birthday son!”
son “it’s not my birthday anymore, it’s national kaileena day!!”

by reeehehehehhe August 1, 2023

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National Grab dick day

Today's the you girls go get the the guys when they're off guard

Watch out guys

"Did you just grab my dick?"

"Yea i did and that's cuz it's national grab dick day"

by Bigg fagg April 12, 2019

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National Ranch Day

April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.

Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!

by Benardo Fernardo May 27, 2018

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National post your girlfriend month

This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day

*post pictures of girlfriend*

Girlfriend* awww how sweet

Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month

by CrustyTrashcan November 1, 2023

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National cuck day

For people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people Takes place August 14 2025

Hey eman, Happy national cuck day

by Yb12364 August 14, 2025

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On every 28th January, we celebrate the National Fluffu Day by wearing the "southpaw" outfit on the popular game called "Fortnite".

Fluffu is a well known biggest southpaw fan out there and people gather as a community to celebrate their special day!

"Happy National Fluffu Day!" "It's National Fluffu Day!" "When's the National Fluffu Day?"

by Aka, Aoi and Idle April 27, 2023

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