Pull a quimby

The act of telling a farcical tale, or to invent something that never existed.

She claims we can find those pictures on the internet, but I really think she's trying to pull a quimby.

by mgarvey July 26, 2009

pulled a jayme

When someone does not come to work for a week straight with no notice almost every month.

"Hey have you seen Robert? I have not seen him in a week?
"No I have not he must a pulled a Jayme again."

by UNKNOWNUSER175969 May 20, 2016

pulled the balls on you

to be taken advantage and abused you psychologically-in terms of online manipulation-as well as maybe financially and you were too ignorant or gullible to realize it

beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say

by Sexydimma May 8, 2018

Pulling a Hogan

when your posing in the mirror and you get a glance of your large breasts, you simultaneously lactate and cum at the same time. this course of action ruins your perception of life, friendships, and even family. You abandon all hope and devote your life to making clothing in a Shein factory. Forever doomed to a mid physique.

“hey why did you drop out of school? Weren’t you majoring in engineering?”

“I was accidentally pulling a hogan, now i have to buy my flight ticket to vietnam”

by RealOGLivingBigBack February 12, 2025

Pulling a Shires

"Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser.

Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"

by GynaBFW March 2, 2009

pull the ton

Doing over 100 mph in a vehicle.
Maybe used for 100 kph which is essentially 0-60mph time.

British units say 100 stone = 1 ton.

pulling the ton, pushing the ton can be used as well.

That bike could pull the ton in 5 seconds flat!

by Jebaah April 7, 2014

Pulling a Ron

Leaving your coworkers and moving to another state to be with your girlfriend.

“You better not be pulling a Ron and going to Indiana!”

by Superboy001 October 24, 2023