massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

tarte face

when your face looks like the side profile moon emoji

omg you have a tarte face!

by gooberbebe June 28, 2021

butthead face dog cur

Typically used to describe an annoying brother who is inclined to hurt himself frequently using sharpened sticks, rocks, vehicles, stairs, or whatever is most readily available.

I called my brother Ethan a butthead face dog cur yesterday after he sat on my bed while I was trying to talk to my boyfriend on the phone.

by yoyodawwwwg March 22, 2019

Liquor Faced

the act of getting straight up loser pissed.

I got so liquor faced this morning and am unable to help you move your couch

by K-bathsalts June 18, 2013

Your Face

The ultimate comeback for absolutely everything.

A: You're such a jackass.
B: Your Face is a jackass! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
A: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!
B: Your Face needs to shut the fuck up!!!

A: (storms off) . . .

by SD_KARASU May 2, 2021

Freckled Fuck Face

That one white annoying-ass sevie on your bus that pisses everybody off to the point of suicide.

That Alex kid is a Freckled Fuck Face.

by Homosexual pickle October 16, 2017

Face test

It is most commonly used in Australia and Britain. It is when a (most commonly teenage boy) masterbaits to a females face and if it’s enjoyable he will move on to other things sexually related.

Gavin: are you going to chop in on Leah or what?
Brendan: no bro, she didn’t even pass the face test
Gavin: fuck that’s a hard one to pass
Brendan: aye

by 04youmissoismine April 17, 2020