Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.

Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

everett the dog

The sweetest and cutest pup you'll ever meet he is energetic and awsome.

Dog 1: Who's that hottie over there

Dog 2: Oh it's Everett the dog

by loaf the loafster March 22, 2020

Wash the dog

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020

dog bait

A fart that is so pungent and raw that a dog reacts as if food has been laid out.

I was dropping dog bait last night since I had steak and eggs for breakfast.

My dog bait , caused by beer and slim jims, confused my pup the other day.

by Clake Bhristian November 3, 2013

dogs

a persons toes/ feet

“put them dogs away”

by nad12345 June 17, 2022

Hot Dog

When you take a log of human shit and cover it with women sex cells.

“I gave my daughter a hot dog last night”

by Gorilla incest November 15, 2021