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Whitepond syndrome

When u are raised in a very good community but yet think u are from the trenches but wholetime u are a bitch
Bro,u have whitepond syndrome
by Mprisaac September 13, 2021
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 10, 2023
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Ernie and Bert Syndrome

Ernie and Bert Syndrome is the rare case of when two men declare homosexuality and get into a relationship with each other, but also declare asexuality, effectively making them just friends.
"Tim and Jerry are gay but they both said they're asexual."
"So that makes them just friends then. There's a term for that. Its called Ernie and Bert Syndrome."
by cyn!c August 27, 2018
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online gaming Syndrome

is when you get beaten so much by other people who are better than you, it causes you to become discouraged to continue playing, and you question why you keep playing, this usually lasts until next morning, rinse repeat. the only way to have it permanently gone is to GET GUD
i suck at this game..... oh wait i have online gaming Syndrome
by someone else thats not u March 11, 2021
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SpinCo Syndrome

When you’ve been to spin class too many times and start thinking that everyone in the world cares what happens in your day to day life
I think I’m starting to get SpinCo Syndrome, yaaa?
by D McDoug January 22, 2022
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Tomdaya Syndrome

The act of laughing at everything an attractive person says, even if it’s not funny.
So how’s it going with that person?

Well, I’m stuck with Tomdaya Syndrome so hopefully that’s a good sign.
by Initforthelols May 14, 2023
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Hamel-Peritz Syndrome

A condition experienced when heat and humidity cause one’s balls to become stuck to their leg.
Damn, I’ve got a bad case of Hamel-Peritz Syndrome right now.
by xrich August 24, 2023
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