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Balls

You don’t have any
Person1: hello
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance

How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

The answer

use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
by Opnoobisme December 5, 2021
mugGet the Ballsmug.

A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.
Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!
by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 15, 2024
mugGet the A blue ball circle jerkmug.

chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
mugGet the chocolate ball teabagmug.

Ball Call

"Jake did a ball call the other day and it was super aggressive."
by BallSac Gang February 3, 2021
mugGet the Ball Callmug.

Run The Damn Ball

A philosophy of keeping it simple, sticking to what works, and executing proven strategies without overcomplicating things. Originating from football, where running the ball is a reliable way to control the game, it applies to business, fitness, life, and any situation where flashy, unnecessary complexity leads to failure.
“Stop overanalyzing your diet—just eat clean and hit your macros, run the damn ball.”

Corporate wants to overcomplicate this campaign. Let’s just stick to what’s working and run the damn ball.”

“Fourth and one, game on the line—don’t get cute, run the damn ball.”
by Runner of Ball February 15, 2025
mugGet the Run The Damn Ballmug.

nigga balls

She just had nigga balls in her mouth
by niggerconnoisseur January 15, 2022
mugGet the nigga ballsmug.

cock and ball torture

cock and ball torture takes many forms most commonly when your supports aren’t healing you or when you are support and your dps are doing nothing so you have to play dps moira and your dps complain about no heals
bro this is cock and ball torture

ik i just wanted a good game of comp but our dps are utter shite
by best ow player September 11, 2022
mugGet the cock and ball torturemug.

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