mr. balls

my hot sucky sucky addict boyfriend, who has domino abs and batman.

i love my mr. balls forever and ever

by son's girlfriend December 14, 2008

Poké Ball

When you are having sex with a crazy girl, and soon as you about to cum, she grabs your balls and yells out the name of a kid that she wants to have with you followed by the the word, "GO!"

Raylynn pulled a Poké Ball on me the other day. She grabbed my balls when I was finishing in her and yelled, "Stanley, Go!"

by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016

Sexting blue Balls (SBB)

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

Cook my balls

When a man let's out a hot fart while sitting down, thus pushing the farther forward and baking his testicles

Someone roll a window down, I'm about to cook my balls.

by Gray Matter January 16, 2023

Spaghetti balls

When a man dips his balls in spaghetti sauce and gets his lover to lick it off

“My bf wanted me to try his spaghetti balls”

by Runkle the arse sniffer October 24, 2020

Big Balls

When someone shows extreme bravery against a risky gamble, especially when defeating a difficult enemy or completing a difficult objective.

Bob: "I just killed the scout! I killed the scout and I can't believe that happened."
Jack: "Look at Bob's Big Balls!"
Mark: "Look at 'em Huge Balls!"
Wade: *dies from a barrel*

by V the Mr. Poetry September 6, 2022

balls to the third

when ur bored and it just pops up in ur mind

Rob: (is bored) balls to the third, man why thefuckdidithinkthat?

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021