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Sex karma

When someone used to be physically attractive but now looks like shit because they only fuck ugly people
Mary has had some real bad sex karma. She only been fucking hobo’s that live in the park.
by sounds_true January 3, 2023
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Smith Sex

The process by which the Smith twins endure in intercourse
Oh shit did you hear that the Smiths had "Smith Sex" again! The third time of the day!
by dustinkids October 9, 2022
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Sex

The camp was for 2 weeks, and I had to go. My cabinmate was Adam, the sexiest guy in the world. While we were taking a hike, he slipped me a note. "Meet me in the cabin at 6 pm". That was 2 hours before dinner, so whatever he wanted to do, we would have time.

I met him in the cabin. He was standing at the end opposite to the door, his boner showing through his jeans and his muscles showing through his top.
"Undress," I said. He did so quickly. I finally saw his 10-inch cock.
"You like?" he said, with a devilish smile. He sat against the wall and I licked his chest until he was drenched in saliva. Then I slowly licked the tip of his dick and blew on the top. The sensation drove him crazy, and he moaned for more. I licked and sucked all of it. His glans turned red.
"Oh my fucking god Amber, don't stop!" He screamed. Suddenly, he tore off my clothes and saw my boobs, which he massaged and squeezed. I started french kissing him, exploring his mouth with my tongue. I sat on the bottom bunk bed.
"Fuck me," I said.
He pushed his beautiful penis in my hairless pussy and I could feel the warmth of his cum inside of me.
"Do it again" I moaned. He took it out and pushed it in again. He hit my g-spot and I screamed with joy. He kept doing it, each push harder and faster than the last, until he had all 10 inches in me.
I had an orgasm, and so did he. He took his dick out and cum went everywhere. We both flopped over onto the ground. I grabbed his penis massaged his balls as he frenched me. We rolled around on the floor and I screamed his name over and over. After that, we silently promised we would sex again and again.
by ThePervertedPerson February 14, 2022
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angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex

Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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Big sex

meant to be used instead of other words like: awesome, nice, cool, lit etc.
Example #1:
A: Have you seen the game last night ?
B: yes, that slam Dank by Kobe In the second half was big sex!

Example #2:
A: bro your jacket is big sex, where you got that from ?
B: thanks man, I got it off grailed.
by Bigsex666 December 1, 2021
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Sex

I know what you want :)
Jordan arrived home from work. He had gotten off a shift at the McDonald’s, and was anticipating the hot sex about to happen. Michelle looked up from the tv as he walked through the door. “Hey baby…” she said, and it was clear she was drunk. He took his chance. He picked her up, bridal-style, and carried her to the bedroom. He slowly undressed her first. She smirked, “You can’t wait.. Can you?” Jordan shook his head. Under her clothes, she was wearing a lacy bra and thin underwear. He took his clothes off too. She leaned forward, putting her mouth around his dick. She licked the base of the cock, slowly descending down. She sucked the tip of his cock, and slid her mouth up and down. He moaned, feeling the cum coming. He ejaculated, the cum spraying her face. “Aw… You already cummed? We just got started..” She sexily spread her legs. He couldn’t hold back anymore. He began to lick her vagina. It didn’t take too long for him to find her g-spot. She moaned, “F-Faster baby! Don’t s-stop!” He slid his hard dick into her wet pussy. They both cummed into each other. Michelle moaned louder and louder. Jordan, got horny as fuck and thirsty for more, slid her on top of himself. She cummed for the third and final time, and they fell asleep.
by SexiestAssBitch January 26, 2022
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treesh sex

Treesh sex is when no oral sex is involved & it’s straight down to business or oral sex is only given by one partner
all we do is have TREESH SEX
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