Zynx Syndrome

the syndrome where you are completely braindead, trash, and have stage 5 autism in a football fusion game. The first person to develop this syndrome was Zynx7227

I threw the ball right at the CB, I must have Zynx Syndrome!

by Pierxn September 3, 2022

Main character syndrome

When you think all your bullshit is so important that every one in a 100 foot radius needs to hear it.

Wow that Karen has main character syndrome she telling everyone about her doctor visit.

by Ragnarsrules March 1, 2025

Spencer Tracy syndrome

When a guy is stuck in a lackluster marriage but refuses to get a divorce due to religious reasons or moral obligation to appease his own conscious. These men usually wind up having extramarital relationships despite this.

In reference to Spencer Tracy, an actor who, despite being in love with actress Katherine Hepburn and living with her for many years (as well as having affairs with dozens of other actresses), refused to divorce his wife since he was a Catholic. His wife knew about the affair and didn't do anything about it.

"So is Jeff going to leave his wife for you or what? You've been in an affair for 3 years now!"
"Nah, he's got Spencer Tracy syndrome. He's afraid to hurt her feelings even though he's lying behind her back!"

by GlitteringGoldie November 10, 2017

fpcd syndrome

fpcd syndrome is a syndrome where devout christians who begin to date other christians undergo "fast paced christian dating syndrome," "fpcd syndrome" or simply "fpcd."

fpcd syndrome normally comes in with proposal 2 weeks after initially dating, and by the 6-8 month period leads to marriage, equivalent to 7 years.

PERSON 1 - "i love you"
PERSON 2 - "i love you too"

**2 weeks later**

PERSON 1 - "will you marry me"
PERSON 2 - "yes"
PERSON 3 - "bro you're going thru fpcd syndrome rn"

by maples sakeyuraski October 9, 2023

Leo syndrome

Leo syndrome is a serious condition where your penis gets so small it goes inside you and then your rectum explodes

And Kristy gets shot in the head by a meatball

Luke: my FUCKING DICK IS SO SMALL

Mia: I know you have leo syndrome

by Big big Dave March 30, 2019

Furious Syndrome

that one British and bisexual streamer who uses a lot of pink and is very swag

"you know Furious Syndrome?"
"oh yeah that one British dude"

by noeatle September 11, 2021

Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

Always at least a second child.
Usually tattles
Constantly steals the spotlight
Gets blamed by all older siblings

You know I'd like to go to the club, but my super Annoying Little Brother has some kind of Syndrome or something. I can't get over how whinny he is, and he's such a little snitch, he'll just tell my mom or dad. Stupid Annoying Little Brother Syndrome (A.L.B.S)

by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 13, 2023