Resting Dick Face

When a man has a resting bitch face, instead of calling it resting bitch face, its a resting dick face, or an RDF

Dan has such a resting dick face.

by anonymous September 19, 2022

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

Violet Face

Verb- A word used to describe a face made when somebody says something so painfully unfunny you decide to stop breathing and you start turning purple

"The professor made a joke during the lecture and everybody in attendance did the violet face"

by HariestTubman April 2, 2024

Resting pleasant face

Smiling while thinking smug thoughts

She sat silently while staring into the great blue yonder with a resting pleasant face as she plotted her sweet revenge.

by Loween18 March 9, 2017

Shawn Face

What people have when you look like your name is Shawn

You are a Shawn if you have a Shawn face

That's the persons name

I know they have a Shawn face

by Boogereater69 November 25, 2024

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

wisto face

a skinny elongated face with a mouth that is thin, and round and curves up at the corners

.1)Molly Sims- a pretty version
.2)The "Thin Man" in "Charlie's Angel's"-ugly version

by wama mama March 3, 2004