faced

to give more face than (be prettier than/ rank someone out who doesn't have as good of a face)

person 1: yeah, zack chose sophie over sarah
person 2: i mean.. i would've too
person 1: true bro sophie totally faced her

by anonymous June 2, 2022

Shitty Face

Shitty Face is when a female or a male use a lot of make up to make a disguise mask on their face so they look like a completely different person. Even white people can look black. And so on. People to do this to escape criminal charges when they commit a crime while looking like a different person. Or go out in a date so their boyfriend won’t think she’s cheating. Or the most common reason they hiding a hideous face and can’t find no one to love them or have sex with them and make a fake face that look very beautiful. Older woman also do this to look younger.

You and your Shitty Face!!!

by The True Jesus Christ December 7, 2021

Sad Face Rating

A rating on a scale of 1-10 when people pose for a photo for a newspaper after a "first world problem" has happened. They usually have to force themselves to look angry or upset and the angrier they look the higher they score on the sad face rating.

This photo scores a 3/10 on my sad face rating

by IKnowTheLingo December 9, 2021

Mallet face

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face

Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass”

by Studentwatchesporn December 10, 2021

Fat face lie

A flabby ass fib

The dilettante politician oozed over to the podium, and started telling fat face lies.

by Shedoesntownadressherhairisalw December 13, 2021

Double faced entendre

A double faced entendre is a person who has to completely different personalities 1 being a sweet kind angel and 1 being an envious and greedy devil double faced entendre is a term coined by hit artist Oliver Tree in his hit song "Life goes on"

My girlfriend Anna was an angel but apparently she is a double faced entendre she is just a total asshole

by Steelraven07 December 14, 2021

Mad Dogging Face

Mad Dogging Face, or "MDF," is when a male constantly has a pissed off look or scorn expression on his face.

Male equivalent to the female version of Resting Bitch Face, or "RBF."

"That new dude, Sam, at the gym seems cool, but he has MDF. He needs to smile more to break that Mad Dogging Face."

by BDNKBoards December 15, 2021