Cock and scot

The art of having sex with a girl, the cock part, and then leaving her and never replying to her texts again, the scot part.

Last night I pulled a cock and scot on Zoë

by fuckzoe January 16, 2018

cock canal

Any bodily orface on a man or woman that has been a travel passage for more dicks than anyone can count.

Can also be used as a random insult.

Have you seen the cock canal on her?

Shut your cock canal you flaming faggot!

by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

jousting cock

When two men run at each other, waving their dicks, and try to knock each other with them.

Damn, Jason has a real nice jousting cock, he knocked me down within 10 seconds.

by hyphrr January 18, 2018

Alarm Cock

When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.

Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.

by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018

COCK MILK

A discusting way of describing cum

Ew did he just call your cum "cock milk"

by Yearsofsaturn January 21, 2018

cock scratchers

Another name for your hands scratching your dirty cock. What you don't want touching your potato chips!

Keep your cock scratchers off of my food!

by Madness18 January 23, 2018

bla-cock

when juno calypso steals your work

man you got totally bla-cock'ed in the latest issue of W mag

by dbaggy88 January 26, 2018