spongey face

it means you have a very spongey face and you absorb all the water in your face

Susan spongey face is very squishy that her pimple pops out

by Spongey face April 30, 2016

splatter face

The name you call someone after you give them a facial.

Hey you know Eddie G? I made his mom a splatter face last night.

by Daddies Big Girl February 27, 2017

tf face

It’s a term used for describing the face you make when something happens

When Greg told James some stupid shit he couldn’t even reply he just looked at him stupidly, tf face

The face you make when you train till failure, gritting your teeth out of breath etc

by R0meBloved May 19, 2024

Vagina Face

A derogatory term or insult used to make fun of a stupid person’s stupid face (This can imply that said person’s face looks like a vagina but can also just be used to simply imply how stupid their face looks).

What’s up Vagina Face? Yeah, That’s right, I just said your face looks like a vagina!

by The Smole April 12, 2023

Pickle Shit Faced

When you wake up from a night of drinking in a pickle and your still plastered so you drink your responsibilities away

Guy 1: dude I work in 2 hours and I’m still hammered
Guy 2: who cares let’s get pickle shit faced

by Toolbox123 November 27, 2017

hoe face

A face that exhibits the quality of a hoe: dick sucking lips, probably heavy eyeliner or something

Not to be confused with "hoe phase".

She had a hoe face during her hoe phase.

by Queen Thy February 18, 2023

Face leech

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.

Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.

Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!

by bespectacled May 06, 2022