smooch face

A face you REALLY wanna smooch!

Calvin asked Hobbes if it was strange that he thought Susie Derkins had a Smooch Face.

by VSmooch February 5, 2018

Baby face

When a man ejaculates onto a women’s face.

Dude last night I was having sex with this on girl and she wanted me to give her a baby face.

by Alexander Ludwig February 9, 2021

Face pump hours

This is the opposite of pee pee poo poo hours this this is where instead of being a whiny crybaby a person is instead meone who looks to fight and antagonize a bad or dangerous situation . Normally ending in your dick in the babysitters throat, mouth or face too celebrate when your return home.

I will only be awake for face pump hours.

by Lil pimpin May 3, 2021

Face munch

The way someone kisses another with there mouths wide open, almost like they are eating each other's faces off an it is the most vile think to see

"Ahahahaha Dude look at those two over there, there proper face munching"

by Grayster August 2, 2015

Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .

Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?

by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016

Braille-face

A person who, even in the dark, when you touch their face, makes you vomit in your mouth from their hideousness.

Man that girl's a butterface"..."naw, she's a Braille-face...she'd be ugly even with the lights out

by brokenxpunk December 24, 2010

Face your books

A figurative way that means "to be educated"

Since you’re thinking about finishing my degree, you’ll have to face your books again.

by sawitontiktok June 29, 2023