Sex

It is someting very good, but it can also be very bad

Someone: I want to have sex
Someone other: sex bad

by Dukisha November 23, 2021

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National Sex Day

October 18th

Today is National Sex Day.. let’s go have some sex

by Fairyprincess6969 October 17, 2019

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You hear a lot of people talking about making sex good, even addictive, but you dont hear many people say if the sex isnt bad sex, I will make it bad, I will make it horrible. You won't want to fuck anything again after you fuck me. It's a lot like the way you hear a lot of people claim (brag about) they make everyone they meet laugh except you, you're the first one that didnt laugh at what they said or found them funny at all. You hardly ever hear people say I never really had a good sense of humor, it was always lacking, even as a kid I took everything seriously.

by Solid Mantis October 10, 2020

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Sex

Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.

Just like math!

"Lets have sex baby"

"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."

"What?"

"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"

"Ahhhh.... ;) - I just hope we don't multiply 💀"

by i.like.cats December 11, 2023

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