Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

by Obama Phone April 28, 2023

Glass House Syndrome

Glass House Syndrome explains the current state of cancel culture in society today. People point the finger at anyone with notoriety who they perceive has committed an unforgivable action, even though they themselves are usually more than guilty of the same thing in their own lives.

"That celebrity should be cancelled for being caught on camera saying mean things to their spouse in an argument" because of Glass House Syndrome!

by Shellbacks Club🐢 April 29, 2023

Adele Syndrome

adele syndrome is when you are adele but it is a secret due to the hide and seek game.

“hey do you have the adele syndrome” “how did you CATCH me?”

by guðni April 30, 2023

Silly Syndrome

Silly Syndrome is the incapability to be serious. Symptoms may include making silly faces, constantly trying to make people laugh, peculiar vocabulary, and being bat shit crazy in any situation.

"Did that guy just say goopy and grunky in the same sentence?". "Yeah he must have Silly Syndrome"

by Ascher May 2, 2023

sloth bear syndrome

A sense of perceiving everything and everyone as a threat no matter how friendly or diplomatic they seem, this is obviously taken from an attribute of a sloth bear; where it considers any animal a threat due to the past experiences of being hunted often

(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)

PMC 1 : That player scav spots me from a mile away and starts shooting I didn't even try to look like a threat!
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs

by Cursed_Spoon May 3, 2023

keese syndrome

ptsd of being assaulted or touched sexually by gary (mr/daddy) keese.

middle schooler 1: Dude did you hear about the kid with keese syndrome
middle schooler 2: yeah he was fucked in the bootyhoe by keese

by meemer beemer May 4, 2023

Berlin Syndrome

When you go to Berlin and expect you will go to techno clubs non-stop and find drogs everywhere, but it ends up that the techno clubs aren't as good as people make them out to be and end up not finding any drogs.

Person 1: Bro, I went to Berlin and its nothing as I saw on TikTok.
Person 2: That's the Berlin syndrome bro.

by McFlurryDaddy May 5, 2023