Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet

Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold
Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

by Death Menace February 15, 2023

Pulling a Rumpelstiltskin

When an old Vietnam vet who hasn't been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren't going just the way he wants.

Knock,knock,knock...
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."

by Living_Legend68 February 27, 2014

Pulling a Boat

A person who loves to ask the admin of a discord server to give them roles which they lost back

A: Can I get my roles back? it's been 2 minutes
B: Dude stop pulling a Boat

by TheTruthCanBeHard September 24, 2018

pull popper

It's like a pill popper but you pull other people into popping pills too

My cousin got me and my friends into Xanax she's a total pull popper

by Mochenzie July 25, 2018

Pulling a Presh

Verb - Hurting one self (usually while intoxicated)

Damnit Janice, you need to stop pulling a Presh when we have girls night out !

by Precious2.0 April 27, 2016

Pulled a Chawla

Fucking a girl so bad that she becomes a lesbian

"Your ex fucks girls now, damn bro you pulled a Chawla "

by Lokronoset March 09, 2023

pull a richard

1. Backstabbing a friend to get with their girlfriend.

2. Not allowing their girlfriend to go out with friends, talk to certain people, or be anywhere outside of a 1 foot radius of him.

3. Making their girlfriend feel bad about things when he should feel bad about her friends disliking him.

So john is dating my ex now.

Damn, did he pull a richard?

Yeah, he pulled a richard.

by grims July 29, 2008