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crouton face

A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.
by MyztresC June 3, 2014
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Face Fuck

when one lesbian/bisexual is gentle but rapidly sticking her tongue inside her beautiful partner vagina
Yesterday night I face fucked my girlfriend in our bed”
by lovergirl696 November 23, 2020
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The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.
Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021
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Cabbage face

Justin was told that he had a cabbage face
by Gehefevbah June 1, 2016
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face-glorious

Someone who constantly posts things about themselves on their facebook page in hopes for responses, yet never responds to other's posts.
Mary: This sux, I have to move.

Amy: I'm sorry hope you find a great place.
Jeff: It will all work out for the best.
Joe: Let me know if I can be of any help.

Mary: Does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)

Jeff: Wow! Mary is so face-glorious! It's all about her. She didn't respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.
by overitall July 22, 2010
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face puppy

When someone presses their face against their partner's and whines before or during cumming.

A combination of the sentiments of 'in your face' and to do something 'like a dog'; can denote desperation, inferiority, and/or pet play or puppy play.

Doesn't necessarily have to be face to face; their face to their partner's face, cheek, or even to their neck or shoulders can count as being a face puppy.
"I dommed him so good that he was a face puppy by the time I let him cum."
by ssnowman January 28, 2016
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face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock
This asshole has a face made for cock.
by Beelzebubba April 7, 2015
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